Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!

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Listen up, tiny humans! Your mom isn't yelling, she's just making her point known. Raising kids is hard work and sometimes your little antics push her to the edge. So next time you hear that tone from your mom, don't worry. Just take heed and try to behave yourself.

It's not personal, honey.

The Wonderful World of Mom Chaos: Fueling Up on Caffeine

Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.

Mommy's Ready to Fight

You definitely should watch out when a mama is feeling protective. That's right, her little babies are precious, and she won't hesitate to protect them. If you cross her family, prepare for a powerful battle. This isn't the time to be brave. Better get out of sight while you still can.

Breeding Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual

Let's be real, raising a dragon isn't like disciplining your typical house pet. There are no veterinarians who have mastered the intricacies of their peculiar biology, and forget about finding a guidebook that outlines everything from burping fireballs to inter-species communication. You're on your own, adventurer, and the only framework is trial and experimentation.

Excuse Me For What I Said When I Was Hangry

We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely meaningless.

Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.

First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's check here cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.

It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".

Love My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine

Being a parent is seriously awesome, but sometimes you just need a bit of wine. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are sweet, and they definitely drain your sanity. After a long day of dealing with, a glass of sparkling can be just the thing you need to unwind. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!

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